Written
By: Josh
Introduction
Autofellatio, almost everyone has heard something about it.
So what comes to mind when you think about autofellatio? Do you
think, "Sucking on what? Doing what? That's absurd!"
This probably isn't too uncommon a reaction for most people, so,
what I would like to do here is crush the myths and hopefully
educate you on some real history of autofellatio while providing
a guide that can help you achieve autofellatio yourself.
What Exactly
is Autofellatio and Who Can Do It?
Autofellatio is a form of oral masturbation through pleasuring
your own penis. According to the Kinsey Reports less than 1% of
males on the planet can perform it. By perform, I mean, they can
either lick or suck their own penis. Sucking is more difficult
because you must get your penis closer to your mouth.
From personal
experience, I believe two key things are important too succeed
in the art of autofellating.
Size can help
when it comes to autofellatio. The longer you are the easier it
will be as you don't need to be quite as flexible to reach your
penis.
Flexibility,
if your not super long (+8 inches), flexibility can make up for
what you may lack in overall length. If your not flexible enough
don't fret I'll cover how to increase flexibility later.
Who did
it first and who's doing it now?
While, it might sound strange, archaeologists have found Egyptian
hieroglyphs that depict men sucking their own penises. According
to researcher David Lorton, "Many ancient texts refer to
autofellatio within the religious mythology of Egypt. The sun
god Ra is said to have created the god Shu and goddess Tefnut
by sucking himself and spitting out his own semen into the ground."
What a neat
trick, I can't say that's happened from my own experiences but
then I'm not a god. So now you know a nice myth about autofellatio
you can share with your friends at the next dinner party!
In modern
times, surprisingly, very few pornographic movies that involve
autofellatio have been produced. The most famous porn star Ron
Jeremy is known for his examples on film but no others stand out.
Personally, I am a practitioner of auto fellatio but I have not
run into anyone else I know who can or wanted to admit they could.
Many consider it taboo and not something to be talked about; these
are probably the same people who are sexually conservative.
Very Important,
Stretching!
If you want to effectively suck your own penis it's a good
idea to begin with some simple stretching exercises that will
help improve your flexibility. Important areas to target are the
legs, lower back, upper back and neck.
Begin by stretching
out your legs. Lay down on a comfortable surface, with your legs
fully extended and reach forward as far as is comfortable. While
there should be slight discomfort, please do not put yourself
in pain. Hold this for 10 seconds, release, breath, and repeat
five more times.
The next technique
stretches your back and neck. Stand up, clasp your fingers together
and try to touch your toes all while trying to touch your neck
to your chest. Hold this for 10 seconds, release, breath, and
repeat five times.
Ok, So
Now, How Do I Do It?
The key for autofellatio is getting your penis in your mouth
or close enough to your tongue to lick. As I mentioned earlier
two important factors are penis length and or flexibility. You
can easily make up for flexibility with penis length and vice
versa. Below are a few techniques I personally use.
The first
one is commonly referred to as the "X" technique. Sit
on your butt, and then place your legs behind your head one at
a time. Now roll onto your back. At this point your legs should
both be behind your head so you're looking at your crotch. Your
arms should be free and at your sides. You can use your upper
body strength to pull on your butt to get closer to your penis.
The next technique
involves simply standing and bending your neck down in order to
suck your own penis. This is the most commonly tried technique
but by far the hardest. It's mostly used in autofellatio movies
because of the good viewpoint and angle.
The final
technique involves lying on your back, and taking your legs behind
your head, and placing your hands on your butt. The weight of
your legs pushes down on your back. Try to have your hands out
above your head to control how far you roll. You don't want to
hurt yourself.
In conclusion
Autofellatio can be a great, fun solo act of masturbation.
It offers sensations quite different than regular hand or sex
toy masturbation. I hope you will be able to now educate people
on the facts and maybe even give it a try yourself. Good luck
and most importantly have fun with it!
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